ALL HAIL LORD PINGU

Why you should follow the Pingu message

Find out about jobs you can gain in our movement.

For the calm and peaceful followers of Lord Pingu

All armies require food and nutrition. If you would like a calm and relaxing job in the Noot Noot army, you would enjoy working as a farmer, growing potatoes or catching fish. Potatoes are nutritious and they are also a food symbol of the Communist Manifesto. And, of course, we eat large quantities of fish in the Noot Noot army, as our one lord and prophet, Lord Pingu, is a penguin. By working as a farmer, you will have the satisfying knowledge that you are powering a revolutionary army, and serving Lord Pingu well.

For the strong and sadistic followers of Lord Pingu

Capitalist scum. It is the enemy of Lord Pingu, and the entire Noot Noot army. However, our well trained Comrades help exterminate such scum. If you have the strength and stomach for it, you may join the Comrades, and help get rid of the capitalist scum that plagues our world. Such scum that must be eradicated includes: Michael (Michelle) Sun, James Ding Dong, and Jcak Senior. Help our army be ridding the world of these capitalists.