ALL HAIL LORD PINGU
Why you should follow the Pingu message
Do you hate money troubles? Is that nasty capitalism getting you down? Then Pingu's message might be the perfect fit for you!
At Pingu's Message, we strive towards a world of equality, freed of money problems caused by capitalist scum. We follow the teachings of the great Lord Pingu, and he helps us achieve the dream of a world free of capitalist scum.
Here at the Noot Noot Army, we are a communist-socialist organisation who is helping the world by eradicating all the capitalist scum. By joining us, you may find a job in fish or potato farming, or, if you are up to it, you can join our Comrades in eliminating the capitalist scum, by ways of physical force, or re-education. You may find more information about this on our Jobs page.
If you are reading this as a former member of the Noot Noot army, or even a Comrade, who has lost their Noot Noot spirit, you may also enter one of our re-education camps, and bask in the light of Lord Pingu once more.
